If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.
With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to.
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you" with "May I take your order?
I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.
The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.
Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.
You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down.
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